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[Nov. 10th, 2006|02:25 pm]
Verminius Rex
Of course I'll do all 7 folk who took the bait at once, because I suck too much to do 7 separate entries.

apocalypticbob
You suck because we should be hanging out together on occasion, but you just had to live in Oklahoma. A real friend would have moved here by now. After all, I am on your friends list. Now I have to wait and see if you hit KCRF before we even have a chance to hang.

gryphonrose
Yeah, go ahead and get books published. Make it look easy to those of us who haven't sat down for hours on end late into the evening, cramming thoughts into words and rewriting until you have a decent story. You suck for being a better writer than I am. Or a better writer than I would be, if I actually finished writing those stories.

jensixstones
Let's see, you have dropped everything to watch one or both kids during at least 3 emergencies that I can think of, loaned us the van at least twice. Do you realize how bad that makes me look, not being able to handle it all myself? You suck for always being there when an emergency hits, so I have less to complain about when the emergency is past. Way to take away my license to bitch and whine.

blaizewind
You didn't think I'd notice, but I saw the code hidden in your LJ posts. By taking every alternating Thursday that you posted, picking out the third, fifth and thirteenth words in your post, putting them through a rotating binomial randomizing program and arranging the results reverse alphabetically and translating it into Lithuanian, I can tell what you are really saying. You suck for posting that kind of stuff about me for everyone to see.

arian1
Good looking, young, fashionable. You suck. Somewhere in the back of your closet is a leisure suit and matching white belt and shoes, I just know it.

jendaby
Hey, you are a stay at home, too. Don't you have all the answers yet? You know, maintaining sanity with two kids, finding the little dog that shits money to spend on the necessary things like big screen TV with surround sound and neural implant remote control? I can't do my own homework, I'm supposed to copy off you! Dammit, now I have to learn from my own experience, even if my kids are older and I've had a head start. You suck.


malvito
Yeah, I heard it slip out. Your laugh. You try and give off the persona of total evil, but that laugh. Way too friendly. Your image with me is ruined. I could tolerate the fact you own one of those little dropkick dogs and adore the furball, but you just don't have the malicious laugh that makes me fear for my life. Oh, sure, you fake it at faire, but when you really laugh its the kind that reminds you of warm friends and good times. You suck for letting me down and not being evil incarnate.

Hope you all enjoyed the anti-meme Why You Suck.
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[User Picture]From: blaizewind
2006-11-10 09:14 pm (UTC)
CURSES!
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[User Picture]From: gryphonrose
2006-11-10 09:59 pm (UTC)
Thanks, I think. :)
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[User Picture]From: rowyn
2006-11-22 02:17 am (UTC)
The results of this were much funnier than I expected. Well done! =)
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[User Picture]From: verminiusrex
2006-11-22 02:21 am (UTC)
Thanks.
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