|Another Muppet Poll...
||[Sep. 3rd, 2003|08:54 am]
Why are these things usually muppet polls? Because thats what I have thought of so far.|
Is Cookie Monster an addict in need of intervention?
yes, that blue guy needs help
no, cookies are his only food source
Are Bert and Ernie a couple, or just good friends?
definitely a couple
just roomies, with some attraction on Bert's part
Does the city have the right to condemn Oscar's home due to intolerable filth and unhealthy living conditions?
yes, it should all be hauled away to the dump
no, the guy is harming no one and we can't smell the refuse
Kermit is often seen to freak out and scream. Does he need mood altering medication?
yes, narc up the frog before he hurts someone
no, it's just stress relief, leave him alone
Elmo is not an "Old School" muppet. Should he really be considered a full member of the Sesame Street cast?
yes, the muppet has paid his dues and deserves full membership
no, unless he was there for my childhood, he doesn't count
Bonus Questiion-Which do you consider to be your Muppet totem?
Ralph the Piano Dog