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[Mar. 12th, 2003|10:29 am]
Verminius Rex
A funny little thing posted on alt.fairs.renaissance...........

We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only
ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1999

And number 1 . . . drum roll . . . .

1."No kidding? They actually think I f____ing won the
election?"-George Bush,2000

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[User Picture]From: worldforger
2003-03-12 10:21 am (UTC)
I propose an addition, though--

"Who the f___ is that white woman with no nose claiming she's our son?" -Michael Jackson's parents, 2003

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